Because nothing says “safe” like a little creative accounting. The FTX Cap is an ironic nod to the rise and fall of crypto’s boldest players. Perfect for those who understand that in finance, the only thing truly protected is the punchline. Wear it as a reminder: trust, but verify.
Care instructions
| General |
To maintain its shape and color, avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. |
| Wash |
Hand wash gently in cold water with mild detergent. |
| Dry |
Lay it flat to dry; avoid using a dryer. |
| Store |
Keep it in a cool, dry place away from sunlight. |
